Mission: Avoid Everything
Mission: Avoid Everything
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Introducing the ultimate introvert uniform: a sly tribute to dodging life one laser beam at a time. This hilarious t-shirt features a secret agent-style character weaving through labeled tripwires like “Emails,” “Plans,” and “Feelings”—because why confront anything when you can avoid it all with style? Perfect for escape artists, social skippers, and anyone who treats ghosting as a professional skill.
- Manufactured sustainably and ethically by Bella+Canvas.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations for comfort.
- Available in various fabric blends for durability and style.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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Size
T shirts| Chest (in/cm) | Length (in/cm)
XS – 16.5" (42 cm) – 27" (69 cm)
S – 18" (46 cm) – 28" (71 cm)
M – 20" (51 cm) – 29" (74 cm)
L – 22" (56 cm) – 30" (76 cm)
XL – 24" (61 cm) – 31" (79 cm)
2XL – 26" (66 cm) – 32" (81 cm)
3XL – 28" (71 cm) – 33" (84 cm)
Hoodies : One Size -
Chest : 36.22" (92cm)
Length (without hood) : 43.31" (110cm)
Sleeve length : 20.08" (51cm)