I'm Contaminated
I'm Contaminated
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This hilariously radioactive tee is glowing with chaotic energy—literally! Featuring a panicked green cartoon figure oozing with toxic vibes and a big biohazard symbol on its chest, this design proudly (and absurdly) proclaims: “I’m Contaminated With Radiation.” Surrounded by squiggly radiation waves and a healthy dose of existential dread, it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who’s ever felt a little off in the most radioactive way possible. Equal parts absurdist humor, dark irony, and apocalyptic charm, this design is ideal for fans of internet memes, science jokes, and post-nuclear fashion statements. Wear it like you're glowing through life.
- Manufactured sustainably and ethically by Bella+Canvas.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations for comfort.
- Available in various fabric blends for durability and style.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean









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Size
T shirts| Chest (in/cm) | Length (in/cm)
XS – 16.5" (42 cm) – 27" (69 cm)
S – 18" (46 cm) – 28" (71 cm)
M – 20" (51 cm) – 29" (74 cm)
L – 22" (56 cm) – 30" (76 cm)
XL – 24" (61 cm) – 31" (79 cm)
2XL – 26" (66 cm) – 32" (81 cm)
3XL – 28" (71 cm) – 33" (84 cm)
Hoodies : One Size -
Chest : 36.22" (92cm)
Length (without hood) : 43.31" (110cm)
Sleeve length : 20.08" (51cm)