I Do Not Think
I Do Not Think
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Get ready to confuse your philosophy professor and your barista. This T-shirt features a delightfully dumb marble bust with wild googly eyes, tongue out, and cartoon question marks floating above—visually declaring: “I Do Not Think, Therefore I Do Not Am.”
A perfect blend of classical sculpture and modern meme absurdity, this design pokes fun at deep thoughts with zero brain cells. It’s perfect for fans of ironic fashion, nihilist humor, or anyone who proudly embraces their intellectual chaos.
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability.
- Featuring a classic crew neckline, ideal for accessorizing.
- Manufactured sustainably and ethically by Bella+Canvas.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations for comfort.
- Available in various fabric blends for durability and style.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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Size
T shirts| Chest (in/cm) | Length (in/cm)
XS – 16.5" (42 cm) – 27" (69 cm)
S – 18" (46 cm) – 28" (71 cm)
M – 20" (51 cm) – 29" (74 cm)
L – 22" (56 cm) – 30" (76 cm)
XL – 24" (61 cm) – 31" (79 cm)
2XL – 26" (66 cm) – 32" (81 cm)
3XL – 28" (71 cm) – 33" (84 cm)
Hoodies : One Size -
Chest : 36.22" (92cm)
Length (without hood) : 43.31" (110cm)
Sleeve length : 20.08" (51cm)