Conduit for Nonsense
Conduit for Nonsense
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Inside this head? Pure chaos—and it's organized labor. This hilariously weird T-shirt showcases a cartoon guy with his head open, revealing a team of tiny, green, unionized goblins operating his brain with gears and tools. The caption?
“I am a conduit for nonsense — they’re unionized.”
It’s the perfect shirt for anyone who blames their impulsive decisions on the little guys upstairs. Ideal for fans of surreal humor, mental health memes, or just really solid nonsense.
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability.
- Featuring a classic crew neckline, ideal for accessorizing.
- Manufactured sustainably and ethically by Bella+Canvas.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations for comfort.
- Available in various fabric blends for durability and style.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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Size
T shirts| Chest (in/cm) | Length (in/cm)
XS – 16.5" (42 cm) – 27" (69 cm)
S – 18" (46 cm) – 28" (71 cm)
M – 20" (51 cm) – 29" (74 cm)
L – 22" (56 cm) – 30" (76 cm)
XL – 24" (61 cm) – 31" (79 cm)
2XL – 26" (66 cm) – 32" (81 cm)
3XL – 28" (71 cm) – 33" (84 cm)
Hoodies : One Size -
Chest : 36.22" (92cm)
Length (without hood) : 43.31" (110cm)
Sleeve length : 20.08" (51cm)